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the_huffster ([personal profile] the_huffster) wrote2011-03-30 01:30 pm
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Proof that I'm a geek, and my friends are pervs (but so am I)

 Remember how I was saying that [livejournal.com profile] bobbymcg started watching Buffy because of me? And that she shipped Buffy/Giles because of me?

So we do two 18 year olds talk about while one is watching Buffy for the first time and the other is watching Adult Swim?

Let's find out! (R is [livejournal.com profile] bobbymcg  and S is me)


R: Damn Anthony gets into everyone's person space

S: I know! But it's only sexual when he's up in her space..not so much with everyone else
lol

R: He was in Willow's personal space but the way he looked at Buffy it was like "are you jealous yet?"

S: I know! It's like he was trying to say 'how close can i get to someone else before you jump my bones'

S: I have no idea why, but my mind just replayed my comment about how i can't sing Shilo's part in 'I Didn't Know I Love You So Much' without coming off sexual

R: lol I think of that everytime I hear that song now

S: Lol

R: lol Anthony! I love you and your giant glasses!

S: I know! how adorable is he?

R: There isn't even a word for it

S: lol

R: LOL "deliver" "deliver. . where's that. 'del"" awesome

S: Lol what every computer savvy kid wants to do to the people who makes fun of them

R: Yeah though I never would have thought of that

S: I would have after a while. Like...I would have sat there for a few minutes (looked down at the keyboard) and then said something similar

R: Yeah though now I think most people know better. . .sadly

S: -sad face-

R: Anthony why so cute!??

S: I know! He's too adorable!!!! Instead of saying why so serious, it's why so cute? Oh...so at the end of the third episode is proof my mind lives in the gutter when it comes to anthony (and there for buffy/giles)

R: lol nice i'm only a little half way though the 2nd episode

S: lol...when you get to the ending of the next episode, tell me when buffy calls him a god

R: lol ok

S: Although I'm sure you can figure out what I said just based on that lol

R: Yeah but I'm sure what you actually said it's hilarious

S: Lol

R: Awww. I love how Giles and Buffy actually had to touch in the 3rd episode

S: I know! He carried her all knight in shining armor fashion

R: Yeah he picks her up like half way through walking like fuck it, excuse to touch her more

S: It was just an excuse....and damn straight giles is a god (and if Buffy plays her cards right, she'll see what a god he is in bed)

R: LOL NICE

S: -giggles-

R: And then you also know he was really only against her being a cheerleader cause he didn't want to feel like a dirty old man

S: Exactly! Cos seeing her in that short skirt was gonna make it harder (hee hee...no pun intended) for him to keep their little love affair a secret lol

R: LOL

S: You know it’s true

R: It is so true

S: Lol We are such pervs

R: We are but I don’t give a fuck

S: Same

R: I JUST FIGURED OUT WHERE I"VE SEEN XANDER BEFORE

S: WHERE? -spazzes-

R: Criminal Minds

S: lol I don't watch that

R: He's the boyfriend of one of the girls. He's one of the reasons my ship isn't together

S: LOL

R: He is! He's the cockblock of my ship!

S: lol

R: Angel is kinda annoying

S: I know! I mean...I like him some episodes, but most episodes I'm just like 'Angel, GTFO'! Especially since he's the first cockblock for Buffy/Giles

R: lol bastard. LOL Giles " I think you have too many men in your life" be more obvious

S: LOL he's secretly saying 'every other man needs to gtfo so i can have you all to myself'

R: lol yeah that's what he's thinking as he's laughing off his statement

S: Yep yep. Even when Giles starts dating, he still has those moments with Buffy (and she encourages it cos we all know she wants her some of that sexy British ass)

R: lol yeah she does

S: We're on to the two of you, Buffy and Giles. You can't get pass us. Omg...I need to make a Buffy/Giles video to 'I Like That'

R: OMG YES! I LOVE IT ALREADY

S: And what's gonna make even better is it's gonna be clips from the first 3 seasons -ninja crawls to get song-

R: lol omg the teacher was like "they're cannibals" and that Ke-dollar sign-ha song 'Cannibal' popped into my head

S: LOL

R: lol I fucking love this show and i'm only on the 4th episode

S: I know! That show is epic

R: LOL "drink this" "No thank you -takes glass and drinks it anyway-

S: lol

R: Just little shit like that is great

S: I know....the lines are just priceless

R: They are

S: lol I used to say wig (and other various forms) all the time, but stopped when I got made fun in 7th grade and then I started watching Buffy and I say it again lol

R: Aww stupid 7th graders LOL Willow trying to play the bat sonar and it's Giles talking

S: I know! I laughed so much

R: lol so did I

S: lol yea, I was like 'it would be Giles talking'

R: Yeah that's what makes it more realistic

S: I know lol

R: And the fact he was making a note about filing lol

S: Lol...silly, Giles

R: lol I love him

S: So do I. Buffy just made me love him even more and made him even hotter

R: Yeah it's nice to see him in something where he's funny and not angsting about his dead wife or being an alien

S: Or creeping on his niece/daughter

R: Yeah though he was a bit silly in Imagine Me and You

S: I still have to watch that. And the sad thing about the show I'm importing is that Anthony looks even younger than he does in Buffy and this show was like a year or so after Buffy ended

R: Damn him! He's fucking Benjamin Button

S: He is!!

R: OH MY GOD MY MIND IS JUST PERVERTED

S: Why?

R: Cause Giles walks up to Buffy after she takes out this vampire and is like 'you're using too much energy it should be plunge and move on, plunge and move on' < that just sounded so wrong to me

S: LOL I always think that every time I hear that
 
R: Thank god! I was worried that I was beyond help. wWow Buffy foot in mouth much? This guy, Owen, walks in and talks about Emily Dickenson is his security blanket and she talk about how she has that and it's like god Buffy stop talking

S: lol I know!

R: lol i've noticed Willows clothes have gotten a bit better

S: lol

R: I sooooooooo want a button that says "I"m a slayer ask me how"

S: I know lol

R: Yeah sure Giles. He told her trouble was going to happen that night so she wouldn't go on her date and he could be alone with her at night

S: Exactly...and the only trouble that was going down that night was the trouble he was gonna be in from his neighbors for loud noises all night long

R: LOL NICE

S: Thank you, thank you

R: lol Giles "she is the strangest girl" AND HE LOVES IT!

S: HE DOES!

R: lol Giles and Buffy are arguing about her dating lol I love it so much

S: I know! lol you know what I just realized...Buffy wore those skanky outfits to get Giles all hot and bothered in public

R: Yeah she did. those dresses are awfully short

S: They are! Those are not Klein clean

R: LOL that what I thought when I saw them. RUN GILES RUN! He's being chased by vampires

S: LOL wait until he keeps getting knocked out...it's kinda his thing (he always gets knocked out somehow)

R: lol nice

S: Yea

R: UH NO OWEN THAT IS GILES' LINE

S: LOL

R: I love when Buffy got thrown across the room Giles is like "BUFFY!" -runs to her-

S: I know!

R: Owen is such a douche for only wanting to be with Buffy so he could get his jollys from being in danger

S: I know! Jerk off

R: Awww she feels bad for letting Giles go to the funeral home alone. THEY ARE SO CUTE

S: I KNOW!!!!

R: Woah creepy hyena story. Uh oh they got Xander. AWWWW little piggy was scared! I really kinda ship Xander and Willow in this episode

S: lol

R: In a completely angsty way

S: I know

R: -gasp- how dare he be mean to Willow!

S: lol

R: OMG STEVELLE DO THEY DO SOMETHING TO THE LITTLE PIGGY???

S: .....

R :NOOOOOOO!!!!! LOL "that's devastating, he's turned into a 16 year old boy. You'll have to kill him of course"

S: lol

R: I love this show

S: lol me too

R: lol obviously

S: lol

R: Holy shit if someone told me they ate my principal I'd like faint or something

S: lol

R: Thank god the woman got away with her baby, that might have been a bit much. NOO DON"T FALL FOR IT WILLOW

S: lol

R: Awwww Xander/Willow hug is epic

S: lol

R: I know if Brian comes in and sees i'm watching Buffy he's gonna say "yeah I just got the 5th season of Buffy. I'm gonna kickback and watch the bonus features" "oh I didn't know that was out yet" "I know some people"

S: lol

R: Ugh Angel GTFO

S: lol

R: Right I thought Angel was a vampire

S: lol

R: Why don't they just leave Giles alone in non-tech world

S: Cos that would make Giles happy lol

R: lol  Oh fuck no if a computer started talking to me I"d be like "JUDGEMENT DAY!!! SKYNET HAS BECOME SELF AWARE!" but that's just me

S: LOL

R: LOL wait a minute! There's a picture of Willow and Giles in Willow's locker

S: She has a crush on him

R: Does she?

S: Yea...you don't learn it until season 4 (when she's gay)

R: lol ok I thought my shippy goggles had been on to tight

S: lol

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