So a long time ago (about a year ago) I realized that I was being stalked. Not by a creeper, but by a celebrity. Anthony Head, to be exact.
“But Stevelle, how is he stalking you?”- that’s you, by the way.
Well, let me explain how that works.
You see, Anthony Head is in Buffy (as we all know, and if you didn’t know that then no…just no). After watching Buffy and all that, I had no idea what other things he was in- and I didn’t look it up cos I always forgot to do that.
Then I watched School Reunion (Doctor Who Season 2, Episode 3) and Anthony Head popped up. Then in Sweeney Todd, he pops up for a grand total of 5 seconds- it still counts cos he talks and is on screen. Then I watched Repo! The Genetic Opera and there he was again!
When I started watching Merlin and saw that he was in it, I was like ‘OMG….it’s like he’s stalking me!’. Then a friend told me to watch Manchild cos she said it was pretty damn funny- and he’s in that show. Then one of my best friends told me to watch Little Britain…and Anthony’s in it in season 3. The same friend told me to watch Free Agents…and I think we all know how this sentence is gonna end.
And it always seems like whenever I tune into Chiller (the awesome horror network), Anthony pops up on my TV. The first time it was for the True Horror show he did. And now it’s either for Buffy or commercials for Buffy.
Then last month, he showed up in one of the weirdest dreams I had ever had- I’m not gonna go into detail, but it involved me being at the Houston RenFest with one of my best friends and running into the cast of Merlin and Starz’s Camelot, and then having a dance party where Anthony was hitting on me.
A few weeks later, I had a dream where me and my 2 best friends were arrested and I ended up having to share a cell with Lady Gaga and Anthony Head- and in that dream, I had to share a bed with him.
So last night, I had another dream. Anthony was in it. He was in my house, sharing a shit load of chocolate with me as we watched Red Mist and Monty Python. And the whole time, he was flirting with me.
So, I swear I’m being stalked by Anthony Head.
Not that I mind.
“But Stevelle, how is he stalking you?”- that’s you, by the way.
Well, let me explain how that works.
You see, Anthony Head is in Buffy (as we all know, and if you didn’t know that then no…just no). After watching Buffy and all that, I had no idea what other things he was in- and I didn’t look it up cos I always forgot to do that.
Then I watched School Reunion (Doctor Who Season 2, Episode 3) and Anthony Head popped up. Then in Sweeney Todd, he pops up for a grand total of 5 seconds- it still counts cos he talks and is on screen. Then I watched Repo! The Genetic Opera and there he was again!
When I started watching Merlin and saw that he was in it, I was like ‘OMG….it’s like he’s stalking me!’. Then a friend told me to watch Manchild cos she said it was pretty damn funny- and he’s in that show. Then one of my best friends told me to watch Little Britain…and Anthony’s in it in season 3. The same friend told me to watch Free Agents…and I think we all know how this sentence is gonna end.
And it always seems like whenever I tune into Chiller (the awesome horror network), Anthony pops up on my TV. The first time it was for the True Horror show he did. And now it’s either for Buffy or commercials for Buffy.
Then last month, he showed up in one of the weirdest dreams I had ever had- I’m not gonna go into detail, but it involved me being at the Houston RenFest with one of my best friends and running into the cast of Merlin and Starz’s Camelot, and then having a dance party where Anthony was hitting on me.
A few weeks later, I had a dream where me and my 2 best friends were arrested and I ended up having to share a cell with Lady Gaga and Anthony Head- and in that dream, I had to share a bed with him.
So last night, I had another dream. Anthony was in it. He was in my house, sharing a shit load of chocolate with me as we watched Red Mist and Monty Python. And the whole time, he was flirting with me.
So, I swear I’m being stalked by Anthony Head.
Not that I mind.
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Date: 2011-05-30 08:33 pm (UTC)(And Monty Python is love. What a brilliant show to be watching in dreams, with such a beautiful man!)
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Date: 2011-05-30 10:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-30 10:17 pm (UTC)