Buffy Conversations: Episode 2

[the_huffster]

 Yes, this is another part of my post from yesterday about my conversation with bobbymcg  about Buffy. Be warned, there is some language and pervy comments in this.

Enjoy the strangeness that is me and my friend. (Remember, R is bobbymcg  and S is me)

Also, there are spoilers for the season 8 comics. So if you have no idea what happens at the end of the comics, there are spoilers at some point. Although, by now I think everyone knows (even those who don't read the comics)



R: Man everytime I see Buffy wearing a purple scarf/headband in her hair or someone is wearing a Scooby Doo shirt, it makes me want to watch the Scooby Doo movie

S: I know!

R: Lol

S: Lol

R: Or when Buffy is fighting I expect her to be like "now who's the damsel in distress" "me?" "straight up"

S: LOL I am now gonna watch Scooby Doo tomorrow

R: Lol I might watch it later if I can find it

S: Lol

R: See Buffy this is why you don't get drunk at parties

S: Which episode are you on?

R: Uhh Season 2 Episode 5 Reptile Boy

S: Cool...you're almost to the episode where you find out Giles is a total bad ass

R: Fuck yes!

S: What do you think of Mrs. Calendar?

R: I don't like her being with Giles so it's kinda like uhhhh GTFO

S: I know how you feel...although (and this makes me a bad shipper I think), I did like them together cos it was just too funny watching them. Although I hate how she conviently knew all about demons and what not. I mean, COME ON! Really?

R: I know right? And she was like way too accepting of the crazy shit going on

S: Exactly!

R: Aww I love Giles face when he finds out Buffy lied to him

S: Lol oh yeah....heads up, if you don't like Mrs. Calendar now, just wait til later this season. She will piss you off like no end (it'll actually start with bad ass Giles)

R: Oh god I tried so hard not to bust out laughing when Willow was like she's 16 going on 40 and my mind was like "I'm just 17, 17 and it's better than 40!" Oh god

S: Lol but yeah, she'll piss you off (and then you might get mad at Giles- i know i did) and then it'll get to the point where it's like, 'JESUS! JENNY GTFO!'

R: Oh god I'm already kinda like that now about the GTFO bit. She's really really going to piss me off then

S: She pissed me off, although I feel bad about her in a later episode (only cos it effects Giles so much)

R: Aww Giles

S: Yea...poor, Giles -sad face-

R: -sad face-

S: Lol

R: Almost at the end of this episode

S: Lol

R: LOL Cordilia(sp?) I love her

S: I do too

R: ugh can Giles and Buffy hug now

S: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

R: LOL

S: Lol

R: God Willow is really on the Buffy/Angel ship

S: I know she is...I was like, 'Buffy, don't listen to Willow. Listen to Xander! And then go to Giles...-shifty eyes-'

R: Lol yeah though Xander would be like "oh be with me even though you've told me you don't think of me like that"

S: -rolls eyes- silly, Xander. Buffy needs a sexy british man

R: Lol doesn't everyone

S: I know I do -cough-Anthonymarrymeplease-cough-

R: LOL

S: Lol you know the real reason Giles didn't want Buffy to go to that frat party was cos he didn't want her getting drunk and mistaking some frat boy for him in her drunken state

R: LOL yeah

S: Lol

R: God how many times is she going to do something with Angel but then be like who am I kidding i'm not a normal girl . It's like apparently you keep kidding yourself

S: LOL

R: I love the Buffy/Willow BFF-ness

S: ME TOO!

R: LOL  I love Xander but sometimes it just needs to be the girls having awesome BFF adventures

S: I know

R: I love Buffy being the one to distract Giles

S: It's cos he was thinking, 'oh the things I am gonna do to you as soon as we're alone'

R: LOL what is wrong with this strung out chick

S: Lol

R: I knew that costume store guy was a creeper!

S: I love, Ethan! He shows up a few more times, and when he does, you just know it's a Giles episode

R: Lol yay

S: Lol

R: Lol why didn't Cordilia turn into a cat?

S: They explain that

R: Lol ok

S: Lol

R: LOL Giles freak out

S: LOL I have a gif of that!

R: Lol nice

S: And you know he's thinking, 'if only it was Buffy dressed like that...-insert dirty thought-'

R: Lol yea he was

S: Lol

R: Do they ever really believe that telling someone to stop the evil thing they are doing and never come back will actually work. That they'll be like 'oh ok' and leave. WOAH KICK SOME ASS GILES!

S: I KNOW! And am I the only one who finds him dead sexy as he kicks Ethan's ass?

R: No that was seriously hot

S: I know right?

R: Lol I don't know why I just don't give a fuck about Angel

S: You might actually like what happens to him later on then

R: Lol ok

S: Lol

R: LOL Willow!

S: Lol

R: They were talking about the song "I touch myself" and she's like ". . .oh that's what that song is about?"

S: LOL I love that

R: Lol

THIS MORNING:

S: Hey

R: Hey

S: What's up?

R: Nothing much. Watching Buffy. you?

S: Doing the same. Chiller plays Buffy every morning at 7, so I watch that before classes. Although, it's season 7....not my favorite

R: Awww well I'm still on season 2

S: What episode?

R: Episode 13 Surprise

S: I see. So what do you think of bad ass orgy involved Giles?

R: Lol what?

S: The episode Dark Age

R: Lol ok just making sure. I loved the episode being Giles heavy but sometimes he looks so sad I just wanna hug him

S: I know! Especially after Mrs. Bitch-girlfriend dumped him the way she did

R: Yeah and then she came back and shot him with a crossbow!

S: I KNOW! And then they're making out! If that's how you get a hot guy, give me a freaking crossbow now!

R: LOL no shit

S: lol and you know when Buffy saw that she was like, 'mother fucker!'

R: lol yeah! I love that Buffy said that she had a dream about opening a shop up with Giles. I was all giggly

S: Lol yeah, and then after that part of the dream it got all triple x rated between those two

R: LOL yeah it did! She smiled while she was talking about the dream

S: I would be too if I had that kinda dream about him lol

R: Lol yeah. I love them so much. There isn't enough Giles/Buffy going on for me

S: I know, but like I said....it gets better....and the bad, and then to the point of 'OMG why are you two not cannon?'...and the angsty...and then, 'why does this show hate me so much?' and then...'really? REALLY?' and then finally...somewhere in the middle of happy and angsty

R: Oh god that sounds like a lot of shippy pain

S: It is...and then the season 8 comics, they didn't even really talk through their issues after meeting back up and then he DIES! The mother fuckers killed him! I haven't read those issues yet, but I know cos I just couldn't wait and I'm furious and sad and....-sniffle-

R: NO I REFUSE THEIR SEASON 8!!! GILES IS STILL ALIVE

S: THAT'S WHAT I SAY! I'm in the freaking front (with a ton of others) on the denial train. And what makes it worse is that it's Angel who kills him (you'll understand how messed up that is at the end of season 2)

R: ugh Angel GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!

S: I KNOW!  I kept wanting to yell that as I read page after page of Buffy having sex with Angel. It made me glad that season 8 is a comic, that way none of those Buffy/Angel people can make videos using those clips

R: Yeah though they have tons of them making out. I swear that one episode they were making out every 5 minutes

S: LOL I'd buy that...as much as I love the earlier seasons, i could have done without all the make out sessions

R: Yeah they were just making out

S: I mean, we get it! You two love each other (although she really loves Giles and everybody knows it), you don't have to keep making out every 3 seconds

R: Yeah no kidding. I'm on the next episode now

S: Innocence?

R: Yep

S: Ok...this is when shit starts going down

R: Ahh so they had sex didn't they, she's not wearing a top

S: Yes

R: Blagh

S: She was thinking of Giles....that's the part they left out

R: Lol

S: I have to ask, what do you think of Spike and Drusilla?

R: I like love them. Together.

S: I know!

R: I love how they take care of each other while being evil

S: Lol they're are just evilly and funnily cute

R: They are. I take it they don't last

S: Yes and no...I say that cos....actually, you'll see in season 3

R: UGH THE WAITING SUCKS!! And damn netflix for taking this off instant tomorrow

S: It does, it really does. AWWWWW!!!! That just means that when we hang out, i'm gonna have to pull out my DVDs. WE COULD WATCH BUFFY AFTER CREEPER EPISODE!!!!

R: LOL Yes!  I started downloading Buffy but it's going to take forever

S: Well....it is 7 seasons

R: I know. I downloaded the x-files and that was 9 seasons

S: Lol

R: I'm just pissed now

S: Cos of netflix?

R: I was told to start watching Buffy around christmas time and that's how I found out it was on nexflix instant but I didn't watch it. If I had I'd have been done and this wouldn't be an issue

S: Awwwwww -hugs-

R: -hugs back- I need to check the status of the download soon.

S: Lol

IN BETWEEN CLASSES:

S: Hey

R: Hey

S: Sup?

R: Nothing much. Still watching Buffy. You?

S: Just got out of english...waiting for government to start at 2

R: Damn that's a bit of a wait

S: Yea lol

R: Lol the guy in this episode of Buffy is on another show I watch

S: What episode are you on?

R: Episode 19 I Only Have Eyes for You

S: Ah...so you just got pass Giles' suicide revenge mission?

R: Yes

S: How sad did that episode make you?

R: Yeah I didn't even like Jenny that much but she didn't need to die and then that was just cruel having Giles find her like that

S: That episode always breaks my heart...and just to add to it all (now that I know, anyways) it makes Giles' non-death in the comics that much worse cos Angel snaps his neck in front of Buffy

R: -cries- (This is her reaction to that statement)

S: Exactly!

R: Why is it when people have been eaten and the skin is left behind the skin is steaming

S: Lol

R: Yay little Buffy/Giles moment

S: Which moment?

R: She said "from whence it came" and she's like "i've been spending way too much time around you" and he smiles

S: Oh yea. Of course she's spending too much time around him, how else could they have hot monkey sex?

R: Lol exactly

AFTER CLASSES:

S: i'm watching Buffy on oxygen...but it's almost over -sad face-

R: Awww I'm on the 2nd to last episode for season 2

S: Awwwww

R: Yeah and I've got to go to bed once I'm done with this season. I've been up since 7 last night

S: AHAHAHA!!!!!! Buffy's wearing a shirt with the Union Jack on it (you know she's trying to get Giles attention)

R: LOL yeah she is

S: Lol Stevie's gonna walk in and be like, 'really? you're watching Buffy?' He says he hates it, but he secretly likes it cos he knows a lot of the little things for someone who hates the show

R: Lol yeah Brian walked into the house and said that line about Buffy that I knew he would say

S: Lol awww.....I love Oz

R: Me too

S: Him and Willow are cute together

R: Yeah they are

S: Lol

R: God so Angel loses his soul and becomes a cockblock for yet another couple

S: Lol I like Angel better without his soul, is that weird?

R: No. I like him better that way too. . .well when he's not fucking around with Drusillia and Spike

S: LOL I know! I love Spike and Dru together 

R: Yeah me too but then Angel loses his soul and becomes a douche

S: I know...he's just one big cockblock for everybody. Except when he gets his own show (but even then he's a cockblock for Buffy and Giles)

R: Lol

S: What do you think about Xander and Cordilla?

R: Sometimes I forget they're dating but I like them cause I like it when my ships bicker.

S: Lol

R: And I like that she finally stood up to her friends to be with him but called him a loser while doing it

S: But that's her, which is why that was so great

R: Yes. Yay last episode for the season

S: Lol I really wanna watch the first 3 seasons now cos oxygen was playing season 3

R: Lol

S: Especially the first 2 seasons cos sometimes I miss Giles and the giant glasses of adorableness

R: Oh no! Willow!

S: Lol I still think it's required for her to play lovable characters (and now I wanna watch How I Met Your Mother...damn it)

R: Lol

S: True story

R: No! Leave Giles alone!

S: OH NOES! I know what part you're on! AND WHY IS THERE A CLOWN ON SCOOBY DOO?!

R: FUCK NO CLOWNS

S: Yeah, that's right....I go from watching Buffy to watching Scooby Doo. But it's Scooby Doo...so I can't turn it off, plus I'm cuddling with Bruizer as we watch it

R: Lol OH you could have warned me about the clown on Buffy awhile back

S: Oh yeah...sorry about that...I always forget that damn clown chases Xander and Willow

R: Soooo Spike is switching teams?

S: Jjust watch

R: Ugh fine

S: I only say that cos he really doesn't switch teams (well not for the right reasons anyways)

R: Xander and Cordilla really have some nice moments

S: They do...considering how they even got together

R: Lol yeah. Uh oh Willow/Oz cuteness overload

S: Lol awwwww....I forget how awesome the Scooby Doo cartoons are. They aren't played enough

R: Yeah I still want to watch the movie now but not today

S: Me too

R: Lol

S: I keep thinking about the whole 'who's the damsel in distress now?' 'me?' 'straight up'

R: LOL yeah I was really thinking of Scooby Doo when she was slaying for the first time

S:Lol it was funny cos I was watching The Grudge the other night with my friend and all we kept saying was, 'COME ON! Use some of that Slayer bad ass-ness and kick that evil ghost's ass!'

R: Lol I was thinking of the beginning of The Grudge Two when she was in the hospital, I expected that little boy to show up

S: I haven't seen The Grudge 2....but all I know is that she dies (which supports my theory that she should not be in scary movies- she dies in The Grudge 2, dies in Scream 2 and dies in I Know What You Did Last Summer)

R: Yeah you can see that I Know What You Did Last Summer hair cut in season 2. I didn't even know she was in the 2nd Scream movie but then again I've never sat and watched any of them from start to finish

S: She plays a girl who dies cos she runs out the second story (all glass) window. At least I know that leads to her death, I've never watched that one from start to end, but I do remember that part vividly. Yay Dad for trumatizing me as a child!

R: Lol man all I can think about when Buffy's mom basically kicked her out and she got expelled from school I was like 'oh she can go live with Giles'

S: I KNOW! It's like, 'PFFFFT! big deal...she can live with Giles, and they can stop sneaking around to get some "quality time" together at night

R: LOL YES

S: It's so true though! But just wait til season 5 (mid-season 5 anyways)....so many comments can be made about living arrangements. Same with early season 6

R: Lol  yeah Spike hit that bastard for putting the moves on your girl

S: LOL Every time I see Spike, a part of me keeps expecting Jack to show up and then I'm like, 'this is another reason why I need Torchwood season 2'

R: Lol yeah I expect Jack to show up and for them to start making out and fight

S: I know! That's why that one day I cracked up when Torchwood and Buffy were on at the same time cos I kept flipping back and forth

R: Lol nice

S: Lol it's how I do

R: Lol DON'T BELIEVE HIM BUFFY SLAY HIS ASS -shifty eyes-

S: LOL I always feel bad for Giles during that episode...season 2 was just not his season

R: No it wasn't. Oh I was not expecting that

S: Expecting what?

R: Her stabbing him with the sword

S: Oh yeah. Even though it was to save the world, we both know it was also cos he tortured Giles

R: Lol of course

S: Lol if only we wrote this show....things would be way different

R: Lol YEAH THEY WOULD BE

S: Actually....if we wrote a lot of the shows we watch, things would go down differently -cough-FUCKINGRIVERSONGANDRORY-

R: LOL YEAH!! One thing I would change on Buffy is just more Buffy/Giles hugs

S: ME TOO!

R: THERE NEEDS TO BE A SHIT LOAD OF THEM

S: I AGREE! And more inappropriate touching from both of them-shifty eyes-

R: YES. . . i'm so disappointed that this doesn't happen now

S: I know! It is such a disappointing ship! But that's why there is fanfiction, videos and what not

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LOL

I really need to hurry up with my rewatch, I have just started season 2 :P