Fic: Another Baby

[the_huffster]

Title: Another Baby
Author: the_huffster
Pairing: James/Dawn, mentions of Buffy/Giles
Rating: NC-17
Timeline: Completely AU but definitely post-Chosen
Synopsis: A romantic evening with interruptions in the form of a small dinner fire and an awkward phone call

Author's Note: So this is the latest fic my wifey asked me to write for her about our crack!ship. Basically it's all based on our headcanon of James (from Manchild) being Giles' twin brother.

“Daddy!”

James grabbed his son and placed him on the couch next to him, ruffling his hair.

“Did you have a nice nap?” he asked the five year old, laughing as Everett climbed in to his lap.

“Yep!” he looked around the living room, his brow furrowing when he didn’t hear anything. “Where’s Mummy?”

“Mummy went out with Annabelle and Katie.” James bit back a laugh at the glare the boy sent to the couch cushion. “You wouldn’t have wanted to go, Ev. They’re shopping.”

Everett made a face and shook his head. James smiled as he looked at his son. He was the perfect mix between his parents, although he seemed to have a few more features that resembled Dawn. But James wasn’t complaining. He combed his fingers through his son’s soft hair as the boy played with his father’s wedding band.

They sat like that for a few minutes before the five year old jumped off his father’s lap and tugged on his hand before running back into his room. Shaking his head, James got up and made his way to his son’s room. He tilted his head to the side when he saw the boy running around his room, grabbing things from his play table and dropping them on the floor.

“Wanna play dinosaurs?” he asked his father, holding out a toy raptor. “You can be him.”

“How did you know I wanted to be the raptor?” James asked as he took the toy and sat down on the floor, watching his son set up the other toys.

“He’s your favorite!” Everett exclaimed as he looked at the remaining toys before grabbing the t-rex.

“Why are you always the t-rex?”

“He’s the biggest!” the boy jumped up and laughed as he lost his balance, falling into his father’s side.

After sitting down next to his father, he proceeded to explain that they were going to rescue the stegosaurus. Of course when James pointed out that a t-rex would normally eat a stegosaurus, Everett rolled his eyes in a fashion close to his mother.

“Silly, Daddy. I’m a nice t-rex,” he stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

James just laughed and kissed the top of the boy’s head before they started playing. Several minutes and random attacks from Everett’s toy plans later, James set down the toy had been playing with and wrapped an arm around his son before tickling the boy’s sides. Everett squirmed on his back as his father continued to tickle him, laughter filling the room.

“Daddy! Stop!” the five year old laughed as he tried batting his father’s hands away.

“I can’t,” James chuckled. “It’s like…I’m under a spell. Help me, Everett, you’re my only hope.”

“You’re under a spell?” Everett asked between his giggles, biting his lower lip in concentration as he wiggled his way out of his father’s reach. “I’ll save you, Daddy!”

Quickly scrambling to his feet, James ran out of the room and into the backyard as his son chased him. He jumped behind one of the larger trees and laughed when he noticed Everett hadn’t followed. After a few minutes, he peeked out from behind the tree’s trunk and let out a yelp as he was met with a spray of water. He shook his head and sent a playful glare at his son just before another spray of water hit him in the face. Everett giggled uncontrollably as he chased his father, spraying him as best as he could with the hose.

“What’s going on here?”

They both stopped running around and looked at the owner of the voice, Everett dropped the hose and ran towards his mother as James was hit with another spray of water. He grumbled as he made his way to turn off the hose.

“Mummy!” Everett grinned as he wrapped his arms around his mother’s legs, smiling up at her. “Daddy and me were playin’ dinosaurs!”

“Since when did dinosaurs involve the hose?” Dawn laughed as she picked up her son, kissing his cheek.

“Since Daddy was under a spell,” he replied as he played with the necklace she was wearing.

James shrugged at the raised eyebrow his wife gave him.

“I wouldn’t stop tickling him,” he explained as he walked over to her, kissing her lightly. “Hello, Gorgeous. How was shopping with the girls?”

“It was fun. Annabelle says hi and Katie says she misses her grandpa.” Dawn smiled as they walked back into the house. “And Buffy said that Ru wants Everett to stay over tonight.”

“Yeah! Can I? Please, please, please?” the five year old begged, looking at his parents.

“As if I’m going to tell my son he can’t see his cousin,” James rolled his eyes.

Everett grinned and squirmed until his mother put him down, running towards his room to go pack his overnight bag. James shook his head as he watched his son before turning to look at his wife.

“Are we dropping him off?” he asked as they made their way to their bedroom, James mumbling about wet jeans being uncomfortable.

“They’re picking him up.” Dawn answered as she looked him over, smiling. “And I don’t know. You look pretty damn sexy right about now.”

“Oh?” He smirked as he put his shirt in the hamper before walking over to her.

She nodded and ran her hands up his chest, leaning up to kiss him softly. He had just deepened the kiss when they heard Everett calling for them in the living room.

“Get dressed. Your brother’ll be here in about ten minutes, Sexy Pants.” Dawn laughed at the glare he sent her way as she left the room.

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James looked over his shoulder to find Dawn’s eyes roaming over him, a chuckle leaving his lips as he turned around to stare at her. When she raised an eyebrow, he grinned and walked over to her.

“You were staring.” He pointed out as he stood between her legs, kissing her neck briefly.

“I’m not going to apologize for that. After all, you’re the one who taught me to appreciate beauty.” She combed her fingers through his hair and wrapped her legs around him, scouting closer to the counter’s edge. “We have the house to ourselves for the night.”

“We do,”

“Any plans?”

“I thought we could have dinner, watch a movie, and then…” James smirked up at her. “And then we’d go to bed and pick up Ev in the morning.”

Dawn playfully smacked his arm as she tightened her legs around him, holding him in place. “You do realize that your plans were supposed to include fuck me senseless in our attempt to have another baby, right?”

James laughed as he ran his hand under his shirt she had decided to throw on for dinner, his fingers toying with the waistband of her panties. He grinned at the gasp she gave when his hand slipped under her panties, his fingers teasing her clit. His fingers slipped through her folds until they reached her entrance, his free hand slowly pulling down her panties as he pushed two fingers into her.

“James…” Dawn moaned as he began moving his fingers at a slow pace.

His grin widened as he watched her respond to his ministrations, slowly sinking down to his knees in front of her. He moved forward and covered her clit with his mouth just as his fingers curled inside her, his tongue rapidly flicking the bundle of nerves. Dawn let out a loud moan as her hand moved to hold his head closer to her, her hips moving against him as best as they could in her given position.

“Get up here,” she gasped, tugging on his hair.

“Busy.” James mumbled against her and shook his head, pulling her clit into his mouth.

“We can’t…oh, God…we can’t make a baby…through oral.” Dawn panted, her fingers still tugging on his hair.

James doubled his efforts, rubbing his fingers against her g-spot, when he heard her breath hitch. He was about to add a third finger when a loud ringing echoed in the kitchen.

“Shit!” he heard Dawn yell before pushing his head away and hopping off the counter.

He turned around in time to see a small fire on the stove. Jumping to his feet, he set about putting out their dinner as Dawn opened up the windows s the smoke could clear out. James had just got the fire alarm to stop ringing before looking at his wife, a sheepish smile on his face when he saw her expression.

“This is why we don’t have sex in the kitchen. You always ruin dinner,”

“As if you weren’t enjoying what I was doing,” he rolled his eyes and walked over to her, wrapping his arms around her waist. “Besides, I much rather have you than grilled chicken for dinner.”

Dawn raised an eyebrow when she felt the bulge in his jeans, her hand sliding down his stomach to cup him through the material.

“Only you would stay hard throughout that,”

Instead of responding, he picked her up and carried her to their room. James gently tossed her on to the bed before pulling off his shirt and covering her body with his, nipping at her neck. She ran her hands down his back as he slowly pushed the shirt up her body.

“I love you,” he smiled softly once he had thrown the shirt somewhere across the room.

“I love you too.” She kissed him softly as he hands moved to the front of his jeans and began working on them. “And as much as I love you in just a pair of jeans…”

He laughed as he rolled on to his back, helping her remove his jeans. She raised an eyebrow when she saw the lack of boxers.

“I thought it would be one less hassle,” he explained.

“Good boy,” Dawn smirked before kissing down his body.

James stopped her movements before she reached her destination, pushing her on to her back and settled between her thighs. At the pout she gave him, he nipped at her bottom lip and positioned his erection at her entrance.

“How come you stopped me?”

“As you said in the kitchen,” he paused as he pushed into her, both of them groaning softly. “We can’t make a baby through oral.”

Any response she was going to give was cut off by a moan as he began moving inside her. She ran her nails down his back as she met his thrusts, tilting her neck to the side as he kissed down it and suck on her pulse point. James smiled against her neck at the loud moan she gave when he changed the angle, pushing harder into her.

“Christ,” he groaned when he felt her nails dig into his shoulder blades, his pace picking up slightly.

He nipped at her collarbone, grinning against her skin when he heard her call his name. She was close, and he knew it. Dawn pulled his head up and kissed him deeply when he hooked his arm under knee, changing the angle so his cock brushed her g-spot on every stroke.

“That’s it, luv.” James whispered as he looked at her, urging her to orgasm.

“James…” Dawn moaned, bucking against him. “I’m so close…”

He grinned and shortened his strokes as he pushed her closer to her climax. The sound of the phone ringing sounded in the room, Dawn’s eyes snapping open as she stared at her husband.

“Don’t even think about it,” she growled when she saw his hand reaching for the nightstand.

“It could be important,” was all he said before he stilled his hips and grabbed the phone. “Hello?”

Dawn let out a frustrated groan when she heard James greet his brother. She began moving under him, groaning when he held her hips down with his free hand.

“I’m sorry, he what?” James narrowed his eyes as he listened to his brother.

Dawn rolled her eyes and pushed James on to his back, rolling with him so she ended up straddling him. She gave him a smirk when his eyes widened, her hands resting on his chest for leverage as she began riding him. He bit his lip to keep from groaning as he tried to concentrate on what Rupert was saying, but the sounds coming from his wife and the feel of her moving above him were making it extremely difficult.

“How, um…how did he hear that?” James asked, his free hand gripping her hip as he begged with his eyes for her to stop moving.

Dawn shook her head and sped up, slamming her hips down on to him as she felt her orgasm approaching.  She watched James try his best to hold the conversation, a smirk making its way on her lips as she slid a hand down her torso. His eyes followed her hand, letting out a small groan as her fingers began rubbing her clit in time with her movements.

“No…no, I’m fine.” James said, his hips thrusting up on their own accord as he watched his wife touch herself. “Can’t…can’t you and Buffy talk to him?”

Dawn let out a strangled laugh as she watched James, moving faster against him. She grabbed his hand and brought it between her thighs, encouraging him to touch her as her hands covered her breasts and began kneading them.

“Oh, God…James…” she whispered as she felt the beginnings of her orgasm.

He brought his hand to his mouth and bit on his fist as he felt her come, her bottom lip held between her teeth as she tried her best not to scream his name. James let out a groan as Dawn slowly stopped moving against him.

“Give me the phone,” she whispered before taking the object from him. “Hey, Giles. Now’s really not…”

She pulled the phone away from her ear when she heard a familiar scream, her eyes widening when she heard her son back talk her sister.

“Giles, give Everett the phone.” Dawn ordered her brother-in-law.

When James started thrusting into her, she shook her head and waited for her son to take the phone, which was proving to be a difficult task as he loudly told his uncle that he didn’t want to talk to his parents ever again. It was another two minute before the five year old finally answered the phone, his attitude even worse when he heard his mother’s voice.

“Why are you throwing a fit, Everett?” Dawn asked.

“I don’t wanna talk to you,” he grumbled. “You and Daddy are mean and I’m not coming home.”

“Why are we mean?”

“Because you’re stupid,”

“Everett Parker Giles, watch your mouth!”

James raised an eyebrow at the tone of his wife’s voice. He listened as Dawn got after their son before trying to figure out why he was throwing a fit. She gave him an apologetic look as she continued talking to their son, assuring him that a baby was not replacing him.

“Look at Ru, he has two younger brothers and did Uncle Rupert and Aunt Buffy replace him?” Dawn asked softly, her hand gently rubbing James’ chest.

“No,” Everett sniffled. “But you and Daddy will love me less if you have a baby.”

“No we won’t, Ev. We’ll love you just as much as we do now.”

James felt his heart break slightly as he listened to Dawn’s side of the conversation, his mind just imagining what his son was saying on the other end. It was another five minutes before Dawn had calmed down their son, telling him they loved him and they would see him in the morning. She hung up and dropped the phone on the bed as she looked down at her husband.

“How did he hear that we were trying to have another baby?” James asked as he rolled Dawn on to her back, slowly moving inside her.

“I’ll tell you later.” She promised as her legs wrapped around his waist. “Right now, I think you waited long enough.”

James smirked before kissing her hard, his hips slamming into her as he held her hands above her head. She moaned loudly as she felt the pleasure build, her hips meeting him thrust for thrust as he doubled his efforts. He bit the crook of her neck as he felt her inner muscles start clenching around him, his name leaving her lips on a scream as her second orgasm hit. He gave a few more thrust before his orgasm hit him, groaning her name against her neck.

She kissed the top of his head as they both slowly came down, James moving to lay next to her. Dawn turned on to her side and snuggled against him, her hand trailing up and down his torso at a lazy pace.

“Think tonight will finally be the night?” she asked after a while.

“Only one way to make sure,” he grinned as he held her closer. “Give me about five minutes…”

Dawn smirked as he trailed off, her hand wrapping around his hardening cock before she slowly began to stroke him.

“Or we can have round two now.” She whispered, kissing down his body.

James groaned loudly when he felt her mouth envelope him. Even if tonight wasn’t the night, they were sure as hell going to have fun trying.

Comments

[will-conqueror1.livejournal.com]

holy shit, wifey, we have the best crack!ship. It's the crack!ship to end all crack!ships. And this was so adorable, and Everett is so cute. And I wish I had an Everett.

[dracofidus.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. You know I love you right? Oh my god oh my god. I have no words. well one, its quite long, and more of a sound than a word. ASDFGHJKL