I hope this is an April Fool's Joke...
So I wake up to find that Fearnet had tweeted a link to an article that I'm desperately hoping is just their idea of a sick joke. You see, the article that I've just read was about the Joss-less Buffy reboot and who've they had casted (and who they would like to cast). I find it kinda appropriate that I read this on Fearnet cos the casting list scares the fuck outta me.
Who have they casted as Buffy Summers? Why non other than Twilight star Kristen Stewart!
UNACCEPTABLE!
Who are they thinking about casting when it comes to the Scooby Gang?
Willow- Anna Kendrick (I don't even know who this is)
Xander- Jackson Rathbone (Again...who is this?)
Cordelia- Ashley Greene (Another Twilight star that I refuse)
Oz- Taylor Lautner (Yet again...REFUSE)
Giles- Michael Sheen (If you aren't Anthony Head then just...no...no one else can play Giles)
Dawn- Dakota Fanning (They do realize that Dawn didn't exist during the high school years, right?)
Angel- Robert Pattinson (I'm sorry...I thought I was listing out the cast for the Buffy reboot, not the cast for Twilight)
Again, I'm hoping that this is just some cruel April Fool's joke. If not...-RAGES-
So I wake up to find that Fearnet had tweeted a link to an article that I'm desperately hoping is just their idea of a sick joke. You see, the article that I've just read was about the Joss-less Buffy reboot and who've they had casted (and who they would like to cast). I find it kinda appropriate that I read this on Fearnet cos the casting list scares the fuck outta me.
Who have they casted as Buffy Summers? Why non other than Twilight star Kristen Stewart!
UNACCEPTABLE!
Who are they thinking about casting when it comes to the Scooby Gang?
Willow- Anna Kendrick (I don't even know who this is)
Xander- Jackson Rathbone (Again...who is this?)
Cordelia- Ashley Greene (Another Twilight star that I refuse)
Oz- Taylor Lautner (Yet again...REFUSE)
Giles- Michael Sheen (If you aren't Anthony Head then just...no...no one else can play Giles)
Dawn- Dakota Fanning (They do realize that Dawn didn't exist during the high school years, right?)
Angel- Robert Pattinson (I'm sorry...I thought I was listing out the cast for the Buffy reboot, not the cast for Twilight)
Again, I'm hoping that this is just some cruel April Fool's joke. If not...-RAGES-
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